I always imagined that cats were the Paris Hiltons of the pet world: They didn’t quite deserve all the attention but they got it anyway.

I think the most important thing I’ve learned, however, is that being social is supposed to be fun. Itend to forget this when I’m curled up in a ball, alone in my room, avoiding everything

I am a lump.A big, mushy, happy lump.

I always imagined that cats were the Paris Hiltons of the pet world: They didn't quite deserve all the attention but they got it anyway.

– In all my years, I really haven't slept with many people. I kinda have trust issues.– Why's that?– My „first” gave me something incurable.– Oh?– Vampirism.

In a world where every single person -good or bad- has a voice, I hope you pick up your pen and use yours.

That was way less money than I thought it was.